I GET A LITTLE GRUMPY:

• when i wake up on the wrong side of the bed, Hitler exorcises me!
• when food isn't cook yet if it's time to eat, glutton turns to anger
• when people are given chances and yet they tend to neglect it, i dont get grumpy, i lose patience!
• when people flatter me and sarcasm comes next. better hush-hush!
  
• when i cant remember the words to say when i'm speaking.
• when people talk about good books and i get too excited, only to find out the book is full of nothing. same thing with movies.
• when people see the world as a big shopping mall with an escalator going nowhere.
  
• when people spend more than what they can afford (i am a victim of this, i hate myself!)
• when people lie (everybody does, and everybody hates it! everyone gets a little drop of karma)
• when my pair of pants wont fit! damn im getting bigger!
• when i eat fatty and oily food, but i like them!
• when i can't puff a cig (sometimes i run out of stock)
• when people condemn me for being me. (mind your own)
• when people raise they're eyebrows on me
  
• when people mock me
• when dogs bark at me (damn you, im not a walking bone to eat)
• when mom asks serious things (mom, we're not used to having serious talks!)
• when i hear bad things about a friend from a friend (i don't really take sides, but there are times when i have to)
• when i'm running late for an appointment
  
• when people delay me
  
• when i don't have money (you think so?)
• when it's raining
• when the sun is burning hot
• when traffic is at its heaviest
• when you talk to me and i don't want to talk to you! (talk to the hand)
• when you don't talk to me and i want to talk to you (i'll talk to the hand)
• when you ask me why i gained so much weight (it's none of your f*ckin business, i just realized that food is my first love)
• when people catch me off guard. (i'm not a celebrity and don't be a paparazzi!)
• when my stomach is in so much pain because of indigestion
• when i can't say NO subtly and YES impliedly ( i wanna be good at giving courtesy to people)
• when people don't respect my opinion
• when people don't believe me (yes, i've heard of the man who cried wolves)
• when i run out of phone credits
• when my watch stops
• when someone steps on my shoe
  
• when someone saves his ass from his mistakes ( i know you)
• when the laundry shop hasn't done my laundry yet on the time they promised me.
• when i queue
  
• when people in the movie house laugh at the corniest part of the movie (get a dvd tape and watch it at home)
• when people from any social networking sites don't show their faces (you think you're mysterious? that's horrible! or you think people won't like how you look? would you think people would like headless people? or you think you're way too goodlooking? then get someone of the same game you play!)
• when movies start late
• when someone holds the microphone and don't let other people sing (videoke ei?)
  
• when people use scapegoats
• when people start their sentence with "actually", "basically" and "well" ... WELL ACTUALLY, THERE ARE OTHER WORDS TO REPLACE SUCH AS EVENTUALY, GRADUALLY, NORMALLY, NATURALLY, USUALLY, LEGALLY.. what's your choice?
  
• when someone lays his worst suggestion ever!
  
• when the door makes an "eeking" sound
• when i talk and nobody listens
• when people get too touchy and nothing special is going on! ( i don't deal with human hobbies)
• when im too drunk and you get too frank!
• when im running out of thoughts
• when the dvd i got jumps
• when i go to bars and get tipsy after a bottle (am i getting alcohol intolerant?, where's my prowess in drinking!)
• when we eat meat for 3 consecutive days at home! (not because i hate meat, or we have a lot of money to spend for meats, i just wanna have a variation with what i eat)
• when people mispronounce my name
• when people don't catch me when i fall (don't make me fall is the best thing you can do)

HALT TO A FULL STOP! can't think of other things to add on.